Funky Trunks

Boy's Classic Trunks Land Grab

$45
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LAND GRAB

BOYS CLASSIC TRUNK

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 13cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined. 

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.

I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. 

You don’t have to be a cashed-up sultan or swindler to get your hands on a property investment portfolio that makes the Queen’s landholding look like a small patch of grass. Upon purchase of our swimwear you’ll receive instant ownership over numerous land titles with guaranteed perpetual rights. Simply turn up in your swimwear and tell the former owner it’s time to ship out.

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